William 6th February 2022

Good morning beautiful Topsy. Poor Percy had been shoved out by the time that I was allowed downstairs just before midday yesterday little girl, and something large and hairy was waiting for me to get out of their selfish, spoilt, goofy way. I had taken Molly down there with me though, as I had to make the bed, and it is almost impossible to do so with a little cat galloping around, and trying to hide under the sheets. I made sure that I took as long as I could making the bed, then I went back downstairs, put my garden boots on, put Molly in the bathroom, and went out into the garden to move the bins out of the way. While I was out there, I filled the big baskety thing with nuts for the little birds and squirrels, as those greedy fat pig-eons gobbled the other lot down in just a few days, how they know when I have filled it up I shall never know. When I had done that, I made my poor Mum her coffee, got Molly out of the bathroom, and got up here out of somethings snorting way, and it took ages before it left here. It knew that I was waiting to get Molly’s tray scrubbed, as it had seen the big bag of Catsan that I had delivered the other day with its swivelling, chameleony eyes… it must have seen the chips that I had delivered as well, as they were grabbed, cooked, and gobbled down yesterday. I had hid them in the freezer, but they were still found, just as when I would have to hide my food when I first started work. It was pointless though, as that evil old ogre would find it, and gobble it down, and that was after he had shovelled down his own huge dinner… I would have to go without, and be told, ‘tuff, I was still hungry.’ It is a wonder that your little food was not gobbled down, but the turkey ham that I bought for poor Charlie was. I had to get out of the way three more times yesterday, but I was allowed just enough time to get myself a bowl of noodles last evening, which was kind I suppose. I cannot remember what kind of night I had, but I was awake early this morning, but managed to get back to sleep. I woke up again, and it was still early, but I got up to go and feed poor Percy and George, who were already crying at the garden doors when I got into the kitchen. I gave them both two packets of Whiskas each, let George out with a big lump of ham, gave poor Percy his usual, then got out of the way once more. When I went back down to make the coffee, I had to put poor Percy out, as something is gobbling down more than usual today, a huge fried breakfast, and a huge roast dinner, and it was waiting for me to get out of the way again. I came back up here for Molly, and left her with my poor Mum while I made the coffee. I had to settle for a few biscuits with my coffee, but I suppose that I should think myself lucky that they have not been grabbed and gobbled down. I know that that greedy, gobbling odd thing is going to do something else to make me angry today, like two lumps of pork not being enough for three, so it will gobble it all down to itself… that has happened before. Or even worse, it shovelling down most of the bacon that I bought for my poor Mum and little sister. I cannot think of much else to tell you little girl, but at least I have managed a few more lines than usual. I love you so much Topsy, and I miss you so much too little girl. XXXXX