William 10th November 2021

Good morning beautiful Topsy. Yesterday was another horrible day little girl, that noise was not coming from the big shouty house over the back there, it was coming from the stinky odd swamp… and it only got worse. Jabbering, cackling, shouting, and grunting were just some of the noises that almost drove me up the wall, then that argumentive, snorting great lumping coo started with its childish behaviour, and started slamming doors as hard as it could. It went out of here, slamming the big scary old door behind it, and I was so hoping that it would not come back, but of course, it did, even though I did not hear it had come slithering back into the house. It would not go anywhere for long, as it needed to stuff it’s big fat greedy gobbling face again. Dopey daft me, I choked on my first forkful of noodles last evening, and ended up with nothing, apart from a few biscuits, I have only eaten a small bowl of noodles in four days. George was crying out there just as I was going to get into bed last night, but I was not allowed back downstairs, if I had gone down there, there would have been more slammed doors and wild trumpeting. I had another awful night, was awake early again, and went down to feed Percy and George… though there was no sign of them when I opened the garden doors. I called them, George arrived first, then poor Percy came along, but he did not eat much. George ate most of poor Percy’s food, as well as her own, so I let her out, and gave Percy his usual saucerful of stuff… at least he ate that. I gave Percy some biscuits when I went back down to make the coffee, but I had to be quick, as something was waiting for me to get out of its barging way. Poor Percy, he will be shoved out as soon as something goes barging into the kitchen for its first great feed of the day. Dopey daft me, hopefully a few biscuits without choking. I have to go into town again tomorrow little girl, so I will not be able to come on here to Charlie and you, but I will hopefully be back the day after. I love you Topsy, I love you so much little girl, and I miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX