William 25th September 2021

Good morning beautiful Topsy. I am so sorry that I forgot to come on here yesterday little girl, I had a horrible headache, and when I had finished on here with Charlie, I had to phone someone. I was talking for so long, I just completely forgot to come back on here, and when I had finished I just laid back in this chair. Thankfully, those swamp dogs were not barking as much, and poor Percy was still in when I went downstairs just before midday. I managed to get a nice long cuddle with Percy before I let him out, then after I had made my poor Mum her coffee, I got back up here out the way. I cannot remember when the headache went away, but before it had gone, I heard a commotion from over there at the stinking odd swamp. That crosseyed lunatic was out there by the big old fence, and then an old troll came waddling out, and I thought that it was going to be a horrible afternoon. Then something strange happened, the old troll suddenly shouted and swore at that red-eyed idiot, and everything went quiet, and the rest of the afternoon was quiet. I had noodles last evening, but dopey daft me had forgotten that there was peas and corn with it, and thought that it would not matter seeing as I had not eaten peas or corn for ages… I choked on the second mouthful, and was not very happy at all. I had bought some very strong skunky catnip, and seeing Molly and Tiddles last night cheered me up, I do not think that I have laughed like that for ages. I had another awful night little girl, and woke up this morning on time, and felt awful. I fed Percy and George, gave George a load of ham when I let her out, and gave Percy his saucer of food, and got back up here before something very large, square, and heavy barged me out of the way. Thanks to that same large, square, heavy, thriving thing, I am in a furious mood this morning, and I cannot think of much else to tell you little girl. I am sorry. I love you Topsy, I love you so much little girl, and I miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX