Good morning beautiful Topsy. Yesterday morning stayed nice and quiet little girl, and when I went down there to the kitchen just before midday, I was coming over very dark. I was only joking when I said that the two packets of twelve blasted sausages would be gone, but when I went to the fridge for cream, they were. I had expected the two packets of bacon with fourteen slices in each to be gone, but one had been left, something had still had a good feed though. Of course, I had to get out the way, I got back up here as quickly as I could, and as I got up here, it started pouring down. It rained for a couple of hours, and was quiet until the late afternoon, then I heard that blasted alarm going off, and then the insane squawking’s of a deranged, bucktoothed lunatic. There was only a couple of squawking’s, then the dogs were let out to bark and jump at the fence, and it was that, and the alarm for the rest of the afternoon. I got some mushroom soup ready when I got down there to the kitchen, but something was licking its sunburnt, rubbery lips at the thought of shovelling down more food, and I had to get up here quickly, at least I was able to eat last evening. I have just remembered, just after I had finished my soup, another lunatic was letting off fireworks… we must have more lunatics living around here than anywhere else, a whole inbred family of them are over there at the swamp. By the time that I went down there to the kitchen to get Molly last night, I was almost falling asleep, but when we got back up here, I waited a while, and let her back down there to have a snutter around. When I got into bed, I must have been asleep as soon as I had laid my head down, but when I woke up this morning, it felt as if I had only slept for a few hours… it is probably down to those lunatics at the swamp, their hoedown went on for hours. George was crying for food last evening, so I gave her a load of ham, and I gave her and poor Percy a good feed this morning as well. I let George out with a load of ham, gave poor Percy his usual saucerful, and got back up here before I was crushed by a something charging down the hallway. I had to get out the way when I went back down to make some coffee, but I managed to get some biscuits, and give poor Percy another packet of food. At least Percy got something to eat, dopey daft me choked on my second biscuit, and if that was not enough, I choked on my coffee as well, I will be choking on fresh air soon. I have just this second heard the great big cakehole of a certain lunatic out there by the big old fence… if only I had a crossbow. I love you Topsy, I love you so much little girl, and I miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX