Good morning beautiful Topsy. Those yapping dogs got worse yesterday morning little girl, it was so bad, I cannot think if I heard that screaming little coo from over the back there. When I got down there to the kitchen with Molly just before midday, something was waiting for me to get out of their bacon gobbling, mushroom chomping, sausage shovelling, egg slapping, fried-bread gnawing, baked-bean slurping, bread and butter grabbing way. I was not going to rush though, and took as long as I could before I had to get back up here. When I did get back up here, it stayed quiet until I went back down there late yesterday afternoon, and those yapping dogs started again. I was so hungry, but was so sick and tired of mushroom soup that I could not be bothered to get any ready, besides, something was waiting for me to get out the way so that it could have another good feed. I got back up here just in time, as something went slithering past the door for its great big feeding session, I had not even heard it come creeping up the stairs, as it usually sounds like an elephant wearing roller-skates. It stayed nice and quiet until I went down there to the kitchen, then that crosseyed lunatic started with its dribbling, fanged cakehole… it sounded like a wolf on heat. I had to have something to eat, but all I had was cheese, so I had some of that. I almost choked on it, but at least I had managed to have something to eat, unlike somethings, who had not stopped all day. It was very dark when I went down there for Molly last night, though it did not stop a herd of bow-legged old trollops from gathering over there at the stinking old swamp… thankfully, they had all flown away by the time that I got into bed. I had yet another awful night, and was awake early again this morning. I felt so bad, I do not think that I would have made it to the hospital today, and besides, I am pretty sure there would have been a lot of wild trumpeting, snorting, and wailing had I got in somethings way… I shall go up there when I go into town in a few days. I fed Percy and George, but George did not want to go out when she had finished, even though I threw a load of ham out there for her, so I left her in the kitchen with Percy, and got out the way. When I went back down to see George, she wanted to go out, but dopey me forgot to look and see if the ham was still out there, but I could not hang around, as I had to get out the way. When I went back down to make the coffee, something was already waiting for me to get out of the way, and this time, I had to be quick… and I was back up here just after I had given poor Percy a packet of food, and get myself some biscuits, which of course, I choked on. Still little girl, at least I will have a few hours of peace today, as something will be trundling off out of here soon. I love you Topsy, I love you so much little girl, and I miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX