William 7th September 2021

Good morning beautiful Topsy. It was a horrible day yesterday little girl, and someone out there has started doing stupid, crazy, great sneezes just as that evil old ogre used to do. Not only did he thoroughly enjoy making my poor Mum and me jump, but I have just remembered him making you jump as well. In fact, I have only just remembered the idiot standing right outside the door there, and sneezing as loudly as he possibly could, just to make Charlie and me jump. My manky odd finger has started swelling again, I should have seen a nurse at least six times by now, yet thanks to that horrible shouty doctor, who said that there was nothing wrong with me, I cannot get down there. I just know that I am going to get a call on Friday telling me that I have had my appointment cancelled, so I will just go to the hospital again. What with my finger, that lunatic at the swamp, and now that gobbling coo, I do not know what I am doing. I bought my poor Mum twenty-four small chicken pies the other week, but one greedy odd thing has gobbled nearly all of them down, so I bought two boxes of bigger ones while I was in town last week… it has gobbled them down as well. I bought two huge chicken and asparagus pies, it shovelled them down, and the four huge lumps of pork that I bought that cost almost £60, it almost gobbled down three of them to itself too. I am very angry this morning little girl, after finding out about the pies last evening when I went down for my fish and chips, I choked on a small bit of fish, and a tiny bit of chip. I can only remember waking up a couple of times during the night, but I was so tired this morning, I could not get out of bed when I woke up, and then that gobbling coo shoved poor Percy out this morning before he could finish his food… it probably gobbled that down as well. I am so wound up that I cannot think what else to tell you little girl, hopefully, I shall have calmed down by tomorrow. I love you Topsy, I love you so much little girl, and I miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX