William 25th August 2021

Good morning beautiful Topsy. Yesterday was another terrible day little girl, and it got even worse around midday when that crosseyed, red eyed, inbred thing had the pool filled. Percy and George were right down the bottom of the garden, but were soon gone when that thing started with its inbred squawking’s, which were made worse when a herd of other red eyed, crosseyed, mutated family things were brought along. The afternoon was terrible, the noises of spluttering old trollops, yapping dogs, and squawking crosseyed lunatics filled the air, and when I went down to the kitchen late yesterday afternoon, they were still at it. I had to get something to eat, as I was starving… though while something else was shovelling down pies and chips, I had to make do with mushroom soup, but I was glad to have something. I got my soup ready, then got out of the way again. Molly had the hump with me until I got back up here, and then I was forgiven, but I had no idea what I had done. The squawking kept going while I was eating my soup, and after it had got dark, and when I went down to the kitchen for Molly last night, it was still squawking away. I had to shove those earplugs in when I got back up here, and after I had got into bed and fallen asleep, I was woken again by an even bigger, louder, nuttier squawk. I woke up a few minutes early this morning, fed Percy and George, and got back up here out the way before something rather large came crashing into me. I thought I would not choke on biscuits three days in a row, so I got a few when I made the coffee… I only ate one half an hour ago, and I am still choking on it. I have to go into town tomorrow little girl, so I will not be able to come on here to Charlie and you, but I will be back the day after. The barking started early this morning, it is still going on, and at midday that dribbling lunatic will take over… look as if it is going to be another awful day little girl. I love you Topsy, I love you so much little girl, and I miss you, I miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX