Good morning beautiful Topsy. It got so hot in here yesterday, I thought that the big old oven was on, I also thought that poor Percy would have been shoved out, and that odd thingy would have gone trundling out… after all, I had heard the big scary old door being slammed. When I went down there to the kitchen just before midday, I was surprised to see that the oven was not on, poor Percy was still in, and odd thingy was waiting for me to get out the way, I gave poor Percy a cuddle before I had to put him out, but I had to get out of odd thingies snorting way so many times the day before, I thought cobblers to the snorting, troublesome coo, and came back up here to make the bed. When I had done that, I gave my odd daft finger a good bathe before talking to my poor Mum in the kitchen for a while. After I had taken as long as I could down there, before being trumpeted at, and then flattened, I got out the way. I had ordered Molly some food the day that I went into town, as the stupid place I had ordered some from, delivered the wrong type. I paid almost £10 extra for it to be delivered the next day, but it did not arrive, and I got a message from the delivery idiots, telling me it would be here on Monday. Thankfully, they realised their mistake, and it was delivered yesterday, which was nice of them I suppose, and Molly got her favourite packet of game. It rained a lot yesterday, but when it stopped, out came that flat-headed, green buffoon from over there at the stinking odd swamp, and it was making weirder noises than it usually does. Then the whole herd of them started bellowing, howling, wailing, and crying, and I realised that they were cheering the blasted footba, which I detest. They were making so much row, they must have annoyed everyone around here, but it was so hot, I could not close the window. After I had taken Molly down to see my poor Mum, and had then had to get out of odd thingies way, I sat here for a while, then I had to shut the window, as the noise had gotten so bad. I was hoping there would be a huge electrical, thundering old thunderstorm, that would be attracted to the various metal plates in their dopey heads, legs, and arms, but of course, there was not. There has supposed to have been a thunderstorm for over a week now, but it keeps disappearing. I did not go to sleep until much later than usual, but I do not know what kind of night I had, though I am beginning to feel knackered. I was awake early this morning, and because it was so hot, even with the new not so scary old fan on full, I got up. Poor Percy was already crying when I got down there to the kitchen, and when I opened the garden doors, he flew in… even George came in before I had got her food ready, she has not done that for a while. I gave them both a good feed, and when I let George out, I gave her a big lump of ham… that tiny black kitten came hissing along, so I gave it some ham as well. I gave Percy his usual saucer of ham and salmon, then got back up here out of the way before I was gunned down by a fast moving odd thingy. It started raining just before I went back downstairs to make some coffee, and I had to put poor Percy out, but he did not want to go. I did not have a choice though, odd thingy would be wanting its huge fried breakfasts, and nothing stands in the way of those gobblings, not poor Percy, and especially not dopey daft me. I gave poor Percy a cuddle, but he ran back in when I put him at the garden doors, so I had to put him out again… I felt terrible, but there was nothing that I could do about it. I would like for him to stay in for a while, but I cannot go back downstairs until midday, so he would be just shoved out. If that was not enough, as I was going up the hallway with my poor Mum’s coffee, I heard odd thingy muttering and moaning that I was still in the way, as it wanted to go thundering down the hallway. I was going to say something to the spoilt, greedy, overloaded coo, but did not want its huge black-toothed cakehole going off and upsetting my poor Mum. I just got back up here out of its stinking way, and sat down to read. We do love you TopTops, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX