William 30th June 2021

Good morning beautiful TopTops. Poor Percy was still in when I went down there to the kitchen just before midday, and I managed to get a nice long cuddle from him before I had to put him out, made some tea, then got back up here out of odd thingies snorting way. At least Molly had forgiven me for whatever it is that I had not done, and she stayed next to me all afternoon in almost the same place as little you gets. It was not so hot when I went back down there late yesterday afternoon, so I got some mushroom soup ready, then got back up here, as I was in the way yet again. Not long after I had got back up here, some terrible noises started over there at the stinking old swamp, noises I had never heard before. Noises that sounded like a constipated moose that had somehow got its dangly bits trapped in a tree or something… it was a terrible sound. Of course, it was that deranged, cross-eyed, double eye-lidded, lizard-tongued, three-armed, six-thumbed, three-kneed, two-nosed, buck-toothed, flat-headed, toothless lunatic of a mini swamp-witching thing. It was galloping around the smelly old swamp squawking, screeching, screaming, shouting, trumpeting, and wailing as loudly as its two great big cakehole’s would allow it. The noise went on for so long, that I thought it would never end, but thankfully, it did. When I got back up here after taking Molly down to see my poor Mum, I thought that the noise was all over and done with, but then two old trollops over there started jabbering so loudly, I thought they were having an argument. They were just talking about warts, tails, hunchbacks, flat-heads, boils, eye-of-newt, and broomsticks though, but I had to shut the big window in the end. I went to sleep late, but I think that I had a good nights sleep. Molly woke me early this morning, and I staggered off down there to feed Percy and George. I gave them both a good feed, then I let George back out with lots of ham, gave poor Percy a big pile, then got back up here out of the way before I was accidentally flattened by an odd thingy with braking problems. I had to get out of the way quickly when I went back down there to make the coffee, and was back up here much earlier than I usually am. At least there will be some peace today little girl, but it will soon go by quickly enough. I have to go into town again tomorrow little girl, so I will not be able to come on here to Charlie and you, but I will be back on here the day after though. I have to go to the hospital first though, my dopey odd finger is all swollen, and will not stop bleeding… each time I take the big plastery thing off to wash it, it is pouring with blood, and it is doing my head in, it really is. We do love you TopTops, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX