William 20th June 2021

Good morning beautiful Toppy. Yesterday was a nice kind of day, though odd thingy did not go trundling off out as it usually does, and was supposed to. It usually goes trundling off out an hour before midday, and that is when I manage to get the time to get Molly’s tray thoroughly scrubbed, but not yesterday. I heard the big scary old door being slammed as hard as possible, but odd thingy came slithering back, which I did not hear. When I went down there just before midday, and saw the old clattery cart parked there by the big scary old door, I was absolutely furious… it is exactly the same trick as that bow-legged, evil old ogre would pull on me, and odd thingy was waiting for me to get out the way. I had to put poor Percy out, George was howling at the garden doors, and I had to make my poor Mum her coffee, and odd thingy was waiting for me to get out the way. When I went into one of the rooms, there was odd thingy, splothered across one of the settees looking like something out of a horror film. I had let poor Percy out, gave George some ham, made my poor Mum’s coffee, and then I had to get out of the way. Odd thingy went trundling out about twenty minutes later, but by now, I was running late, and would be in my little sisters way, but Molly’s tray had to be done. I had just got Molly’s tray done, and got back up here out of the way, when odd thingy came crashing through the big scary old door, probably grinning like a deranged clown. I cannot remember much else aboot yesterday, apart from that I managed to eat some mushroom soup without choking last night, and I got onto the bed much later than I usually do, as I had watched a good filmy thingy… and I hoped that I would have a nice lay-in this mornings. Of course, I did not, I overslept by just a few minutes, and when I staggered down there to the kitchen, I gave Percy and George a good feed, put George out when she had finished, gave Percy some ham, and got back up here before I was flattened by something. I had to put poor Percy out when I went back down there to the kitchen to make the coffee, as it is chompy, champy, chewy, gobbly day, where someone can shovel down twelve fat sausages without choking, Dopey daft me… I choked on some biscuits for over an hour, I even choked on my coffee… I am not feeling very happy today little girl, all I need is a fat screaming toothless lunatic to start, and I think I will totally loose it. We do love you TopTops, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX