William 16th June 2021

Good morning beautiful TopTops. The day before yesterday was absolutely terrible little girl, it was so hot, yet certain non-quite-human species were out there in the stinking odd swamp making as much noise as their genetically-modified cakeholes would allow it. I cannot remember how long it went on for, but it was for about twelve hours… and it was a very, very long twelve hours as well, I could not eat anything in the evening. I had a terrible night, and when I woke up yesterday morning, it was very, very early… but I had to get up, as if I got up later, I would have been in odd thingies way, seeing as it had pulled one of the old ogres tricks, and was off down the doctors. It had to be down there an hour before midday, and I had to be at the vet at 10:30, but if it thought that I was going to leave early, it was in for a great big woolly surprise. I left here at the usual times that I have been leaving, and when I went into a room to get Tiddles, there splothered all over one of the settees was odd thingy, glaring at me, and waiting for me to get out of its snorting childish way. I was soon back here, but I had to get out of the way in case odd thingy came crashing through the big scary old door. It came crashing through the big scary old door about ten minutes before I went downstairs just before midday. I would have liked to try and eat something to eat and drink, but of course, it was waiting for me to get out of its blasted way then as well. I had to wait another four hours before I could get some blue cheese and crisps, and even then, I had to get out of the way again. It had been quiet all day, but that is when that deranged thing started again, and it went on non-stop for four hours… and when it stopped, Molly started wailing. I had a better night last night, and overslept by just a few minutes, but when I got down there to the kitchen, and was feeding poor Percy and George, there was the deranged, inbred, two-mouthed thing screaming and squawking out there at the swamp… at that time of the morning. I gave Percy and George a good feed, let George out with ham, gave Percy ham, and got out of the way before I was squashed by an out of control odd thingy. I had to get out of the way so quickly when I made the coffee, I forgot to take my medication, but have managed to take it now. I have to go into town tomorrow little girl, so I will not be able to come on here to Charlie and you, but I will be back the day after… at least I hope so. We do love you Toppy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little friend. XXXXX