Good morning beautiful Topsy. Yesterday was another terrible day little girl, not only was I having to get out of odd thingies snorting way, I also got in my little sisters pan-smashing way… and I went down there to the kitchen at the time that I am allowed to. On top of that, I had to put up with the squawking’s of that deranged, moronic, mutated, screaming, squawking, screeching, shrilling, inbred mini swamp-witching thing. I am sure that somehow, it is its own father, or something like that… nothing that is normal acts how that blasted thing does, standing there at the big old fence screaming as loudly as it possibly can. If only a seagull would fly into its great big cakehole while it is wide open, I am sure a herd of seagulls could fly in there, but as long as they managed to fly back out, and just left the blasted thing choking away as I do after swallowing a pea. In fact, I am sure a herd of geese could easily fly into the blasted things great big mutated cakehole. The whole yee-hawrin lot of them were out there in the stinking swamp last night, making as much noise as they possibly could, I really do not know how I managed to eat my Sunday dinner of mushroom soup, but somehow, I managed. I had to close the big window in the end, and it was so hot in here, even with the new-fangled fan turned up to twelve. I overslept by half an hour this morning, and felt as if someone had whacked me across my head with a shovel, and even then it was about 240° in the shade. I staggered down there to the kitchen, fed poor Percy and George, gave George a big lumpings of ham when she went out, and gave Percy his usual,saucerings of ham and salmony yogurty thing. I had to be quick, then got up here before I was run down by a speeding, forty-four coached odd thingy. I will not be able to come in here to Charlie and you tomorrow little girl, as I am taking Tiddles to the vets. Even though the appointment was made two weeks ago, somehow, I have managed to get in odd thingies way yet again, as it made an appointment at the doctor four days ago, and is determined to barge me out the way. That is a typical ogreing attitude, but I will be back on here the day after little girl, at least I hope that I will be anyway. We do love you TopTops, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX