Good morning beautiful Toppy. Yesterday was another horrible day little girl, it was awfully hot, and I almost got sucked down the stairs from the draught from odd thingy thundering up the hallway and into one of the rooms. That was not all though, those moronic, inbred, flat-headed lunatics from the stinking odd swamp decided to have one of their inbred family party-orgy thingies that they had loads of last year, and it was absolutely terrible. Their bongo music was terrible, but then that old trollop from last year who thought that it could sing started wailing away. George’s wailings sound romantic compared to what that flat-faced, pot-bellied, huge-arsed, rubber-lipped, knock-kneed, fat-tongued, thunder-thighed, leathery-faced old trollop was coming out with. It is a wonder nobody walloped it around its big fat head with an anvil, and thankfully, the terrible noise eventually stopped. I think that it was about three hours before midnight when it stopped, I think a herd of coppers turned up… either that, or a team of highly trained assassins got there first. When I had taken Molly downstairs, and had then had to get out of the way, I got into bed, and had a good nights sleep, though I was awake early this morning. I gave poor Percy and George a good feed, let George out with ham, and gave Percy a saucerful of ham. When I had done all that, I got back up here before I was flattened by odd thingy thundering down the hallway. I had to get out of the way again when I went back down to make the coffee, but I had a lovely long cuddle from poor Percy before I had to get out the way. I have to go to the vets with Tiddles in the morning little girl, but I will try to get on here to Charlie and you before I leave… I am dreading it though, as I will be in odd thingies way yet again. We love you so much TopTops, we do love you, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXXX