Good morning beautiful TopTops. I really cannot believe this little girl, but yesterday was yet another nice day, well, until I dared to go downstairs just before midday, only to be told that odd thingy was waiting for me to get out of its snorting way. I got back up here as quickly as I could, yet it did not even go trundling out for about two hours, as it was groaning, moaning, oh,oh, aring, and doing all sorts of other moanings. It was pretending to be ill again, the same old trick that the old ogre used to pull so he could get sympathy when one of us was genuinely ill. I would have gone back downstairs, but did not dare, just in case the big scary old door was suddenly shoved open as hard as possible, and I was broken in half. I did not go back downstairs until the late afternoon, and even then I had to get out of the way, same as I had to last evening, and again last night. I do not know if I had a good night yet, just that I woke up three times each hour before I got up this morning, and that was early again. I was so tired as I staggered off down there to the kitchen, but I gave Percy and George a good feed, and got back up here out of the way before I was flattened. I had to get out of the way when I went back down there to the kitchen to make the coffee, I just about managed to miss being trampled on. I will have to be up even earlier tomorrow, as I have to take out a load of odd thingery papers, magazines, loads and loads of gulped down bottles, tins, and a load more old rubbish that it cannot even be bothered to take out there itself. Then I shall have to go into town again, but i will not be bringing back anything like I had to last week. Not content with slapping down most of that, it also gobbled down the pasties and gammon steaks that I bought for my poor Mum. Seeing as I have to go for more gobblings little girl, I will not be able to come on here to Charlie and you, but I will be back on here the next day. I should have a lot more to tell you, not just how many times that I was almost flattened, or how much of the stuff I bought has been grabbed and gobbled down. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX