Good morning beautiful TopTops. Odd thingy tried all it possibly could to get an argument going yesterday morning little girl… one of those ones where Charlie and you get so frightened, you lay flat, and try to hide. Thankfully, she did not succeed, but then was ranting and raving that it was in the way, and my little sister got so fed up with her that she told her to clear off then. I find it hilarious that odd thingy thinks that it is in the way. It is dopey daft me that is always in its blasted way, it is always waiting for me to get out of the way. Anyway, when my little sister told it to clear off, it went spinning down the hallway like a deranged cartoony tasmanian devil, waited until just before midday, the came charging and trumpeting up the hallway like a bull elephant. It then came thundering up the stairs like a wild rhinoceros, snorting and bellowing as much as it could. It went trampling past the door, into its odd cave, and was shouting and moaning about something or another… exactly as that evil old ogre would do, and he would do things like that just as I would be going downstairs. I expected to be flattened by a charging odd thingy when I stepped out of here, as I was done with him, but thankfully, I was not, and managed to make it down there to the kitchen without as much as some loud trumpeting. I stayed down there for about forty minutes, but had to come back up here, as it was odd thingies turn to wash the breakfast things up. I expected it to go trundling past the door as soon as I closed it, but it was a while before it went back down there. I stayed out of its way until late yesterday afternoon, when I went back down to get my quiche ready… and I got a big surprise when I got into the kitchen, another great pile of cardboard. I had emptied the new cardboard and paper bin twice three days beforehand, and then again the day after, and there it was, stuffed full again… this time with another great big pile just shoved on top of the full box. I just cut up some blue cheese, sprinkled it on my quichey thingy, and got back up here out of the way, after all, as usual, odd thingy was waiting for me to get out of the way, though I was not very happy as I hate blasted cardboard. When I went back down there last evening to put the quiche in the big old hot oveny thingy, George started howling at the garden doors. It there had been nothing there, I would have fed her, but there was, so I could not… besides, odd thingy was waiting for me to get out of its snorting way, and I got out of the way before the quichey thingy was properly cooked, which of course, I choked on, but still managed to eat some. When I had gotten out of the way yet again with Molly last night, I got into bed, hoping for a good sleep… but of course, that did not happen. I was awake almost all night, and was awake this morning ten minutes before I should be getting up. Percy was there when I opened the garden doors, but there was no George, though when she turned up, she would not come in, and stood there wailing. That tiny black cat came along, and sat down waiting to be fed. I fed them all, gave George more ham, and more when she went out, and Percy stayed with a saucerful of ham and a packet of Molly’s posh food on top. I thought he would want to go out when I went back down there to make some tea, but he did not, so I left him in, though I think that he will want to go out as soon as he claps his eyes on odd thingy. We do love you TopTops, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX