William 28th December 2020

Good morning beautiful TopTops. Yesterday was a lot better little girl, though I would have liked poor Percy to have been in the kitchen near the big old oven… it was so cold yesterday, even for dopey daft me, and I love the cold. I had some cheesy onion rolly thingies with some browny saucy stuff when I went down there to the kitchen just before midday yesterday, but of course, I choked on the first one when I got back up here. I think that the ogress swallowed one of those turkeys whole with a big bag of spuds the other day, yet dopey daft me chokes on a bit of pastry. I did have a few sprouts late yesterday afternoon though, and I did not choke on them… that is all I wanted the other day, with a bit of yorkshire pudding, and a couple of roast spuds. I could never have eaten what my other sister dished up for me, thanks to the old ogre. I think that I had the last tin of spaghetti last evening, I did buy two tins last week, but it was not until I had got back here that I realised they had blasted sausages in them… no prizes for guessing who will be gobbling those down. I had a good nights sleep last night, and overslept by fifteen minutes this morning, but even then, I did not want to get out of bed, I just wanted to turn over, and go back to sleep. I got up anyway, and when I got down there to the kitchen, poor Percy and George came running in as soon as I opened the garden doors. There was no sign of that tiny black kitten, so I shut the garden doors, and gave Percy and George a good feed… George finished hers first, and was on her way over to poor Percy’s plate when I managed to stop her. I gave them both a lot of ham, and then I had to let George out. I could not leave them both down there in the kitchen, as George is always picking on poor Percy. I left Percy curled up on Charlie’s chair with a saucerful of ham again, and hoped that he would be able to stay in when I went back down. When I went back down to make some coffee, my poor Mum said that Percy could stay in until midday, but I am hoping that it will be for much longer, as it has gotten even colder. I had to get out of the ogresses way, and have tried to go back down there to see Percy, but the ogress has decided to go crashing around in the kitchen like an old bull. She has probably gobbled down poor Percy’s ham, like the old ogre did with Charlie’s turkey ham that time… he will be frightened with her spinning around, I shall try to get back down there soon. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX