Good morning beautiful TopTops. The day before yesterday was another awful day little girl, but I did manage to have a bowl of spaghetti for my dinner, and I did not choke on it. With some hot food inside me, I hoped that I would have a good nights sleep for a change, and to my surprise, I did, though I was awake very early again yesterday morning. It was to early to feed Percy and George, but as I was sitting here reading, I heard George howling. I went down there to the kitchen to feed them, and when I got down there, the ogress had left me one of her big snorting surprises. She had almost filled the rubbish bin, and had stuffed the new cardboard and paper bin full as well… she is in for a big woolly surprise when she finally finds out that the bins are not being emptied for three weeks. When I had finally got the garden doors open, George came bounding in with poor Percy behind. I gave them both a good feed, then George had a load of ham, and Percy had some as well… I had to let George out, but Percy stayed curled up on Charlie’s chair by the scary old washing machine. I wanted to leave here as early as I could yesterday, and my poor Mum said that Percy could stay in, so after I had made my poor Mum some tea, off I went into town. It had been pouring down, but had eased off a bit as I left here. I had to go to the big shoppy place first to buy a turkey… in a normal household of five, the turkey that I got would have been enough, with some left over for the day after, but this is not a normal house. Even with dopey daft me not eating meat, well hardly eating anything thanks to the ogress, one turkey would not be enough, so I had to buy two of them. I am thinking that even with two, the ogress will gobble it all down on Christmas Day, and still want more. She is determined that she is going to make up for last year, I have never heard of anything like it, but then again, with this is the ogress. I then had to stagger down to the big shoppy place with two turkeys, and then buy more stuff… and I forgot to buy some sprouts. Of course, I had to buy some more blasted sausages, as the twenty-four that I had bought just four days beforehand had already been walloped down, but I forgot the mushrooms again. As I staggered back here with everything, I thought that seeing as I was so early, I would not be in the ogresses way… but of course, I was wrong. I had forgotten that she was trundling off to work, and needed four hours to get ready, and slap down a cow-pie or two, and there she was, snorting away in the downstairs bathroom, waiting for me to get out of her way as I opened the big scary old door. How she knew I was coming, I do not know. Poor Percy was still in, which was probably why she was trumpeting away in the bathroom, and when I had put everything away, I had to put him out, then get out of her way. Poor Percy was curled asleep up on Charlie’s chair by the scary old washing machine… and that is where the ogress sits for her huge feasts. Strangely enough, I did not know that it was made out of reinforced steel, which it must be, seeing as she and the old ogre broke Charlie’s other chair by the fridge. That is made out of solid oak, but because dopey daft me bought eight solid oak chairs, and a huge solid oak dining table, they broke a chair each with their huge arshes. Anyway, when she had finally gone trundling off to work, I went back downstairs, where my little sister apologised to me for being all shouty and nasty the other night… which knocked me sideyways. I was going so stay down there a while, and let Molly play in the hallway, but I changed my mind. I had not been back up here long, then the ogress came crashing through the big scary old door, I could not believe it. Had Molly been playing in the hallway, she would have gotten out, and the ogress would have just stood there, teeth sticking out like Bugs Bunny, and her big odd rubbery lips all puffed out, muttering that she had not seen her. Honestly little girl, it was unbelievable, I really could not believe that she was back already. It was like the times when the old ogre would come crashing through the big scary old door, usually catching me eating my one meal a day in the kitchen… and I would get the most hateful of looks, then get muttered at for stuffing my face. When I went back downstairs late yesterday afternoon, I got some mushroom soup ready, and was back up here out of the way in just a few minutes. Of course, I choked on the mushroom soup just as I was finishing it that evening. After I had taken Molly downstairs to see my poor Mum, and then gotten out of the ogresses snorting way yet again, I got into bed… and I was severely knackered little girl. I was soon asleep, but was soon awake again, and then I was awake earlier than I was yesterday. I managed to get a bit more sleep, and when I woke up, I had overslept by ten minutes. When I got down there to the kitchen, I let Percy and George in for a good feed. I have not seen that tiny black kitten for two mornings now, maybe it will be there tomorrow. When George had eaten a pile of ham, I let her out, and left poor Percy curled up on Charlie’s chair by the scary old washing machine… my poor Mum said that he could stay in when I went back down to make some tea, and that will not be pleasing someone. After I had made the tea, I had to get out of the ogresses snorting way as usual. We do love you TopTops, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. 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