William 21st November 2020

Good morning beautiful TopTops. Is was yet another barging, shoving, thundering down the hallway day again yesterday little girl. I was hoping that the ogress would be long gone by the time that I went down there to the kitchen just before midday yesterday, but ohhhhhh no, there she was, sitting on one of the settees with her arms folded, and grinning like a deranged, goofy clown. I was hoping that she was waiting for me to get out of her snorting, elbowing, glarey-eyed way, but noooooo, she had decided not to go out where she was supposed to go, and was going today instead. I could not believe it little girl, even though, deep down, I had expected it… I felt like crying, and she knew what she had done. That tiny black kitten was out there in the garden when I went into the kitchen, so that cheered me up. I opened the garden doors to try and get it to come in, but then George suddenly appeared, and started wowing and wailing. I gave her some ham, but she still carried on, so I threw the rest of the packet out there to try and get her to shut up. I looked out there to see if I could see the kitten, and it was eating some ham while George watched, which surprised me. I could not stay long though, as I had to get out of the ogresses way. I made some coffee, and was going to get out the way, but got talking to my poor Mum and little sister. That did not please the ogress at all, and after about half an hour, I had to get out of her way… I did not go back downstairs for four hours, but even then, out of her way I had to get. I had to get out the way when I went back down for Molly’s food and my rolls, and two more times after that… after that, I was not allowed down there again until this morning. I had a good sleep last night, even though I woke up a couple of times, and when I woke this morning, it was time to get up. I staggered off down there to the kitchen, where George was already howling away, and when I opened the garden doors, in she came barging… if it were not impossible, I would swear that she and the ogress were somehow related. Poor Percy had been barged out of the way, and came running in just after George. I gave them both a load of ham, and George gobbled everything down… I had to throw some outside to make her go out, or she would have eaten poor Percy’s ham as well. I left poor Percy curled up on Charlie’s chair by the scary old washing machine, and got back up here before I got in the ogresses way. I had to let him out when I went back down to make some coffee though, and when I put him out, I gave him his ham. When I looked out there before I came up here, that tiny black kitten was out there, so I gave it some ham, which George came slithering along and gobbled down. That made me angry, as she had already had three packets of food, and half a box of ham, so I squirted her with that pig-eon squirty thing. She still would not go, so I had to go out there, but she ran away with the ham in her mouth… there was still some there, so I gave it to the kitten. I could not stay long, as I already had to get out of the ogresses way, and when I had made some coffee, back up here I had to get. I have heard her trundling up and down the hallway, so I think that she is getting her cart ready to go out, but if she does not, I am going to say something… the only break from her I have had this week, is when I had to go into town twice to get feed for her, and that is like feeding a herd of walruses. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX