William 17th October 2020

Good morning beautiful TopTops. My poor Mum fell and cut her head in the downstairs bathroom yesterday, the ogress was supposed to be looking after her. She starts shouting, slamming doors, and what have you when my little sister and me offer to look after our poor Mum, and when she gets to do it, she cannot be bothered. When my little sister ran to help, the ogress barged her out of the way, and then came back to tell her to lift her up. My poor Mum is okay, but I got so angry with the ogress, especially with how she could not be bothered to help poor Mum, and then having to get out of her way just before midday because she wanted to get ready to go out. When I had got back up here out of her snorting way, I waited, and I waited, but she changed her mind about going out, and decided to wait until I went back downstairs in the late afternoon. I had wanted a bowl of noodles, but changed my mind, and decided to have them in the evening instead… I do not know what I would have done had I gone down there to do the noodles, and then be told that she was waiting for me to get out of her blasted way yet again. If all,that was not bad enough, some idiot over the back there was hammering and grinding for over eight hours, and the noise really did my dopey daft heed in. They had only just finished when I went downstairs last evening to do my noodles, and of course, things had to go wrong… my oxo thingies had gone all soft, and when I got the colander, it had not been cleaned properly from the last time it had been used, and was filthy. That is when I lost it, and threw the noodles away, I had to get out of the ogresses snorting way anyway, as she wanted to come thundering down the hallway. I managed to get a couple of cheese rolls before I had to get out of her way, and was expecting to choke on them as usual when I got back up here but I did not. I managed to take Molly back downstairs a couple of times, but as usual, I could not stay down there for long. When I got down there to the kitchen this morning, poor Percy and George came running in as soon as I opened the garden doors. I gave them both a good feed, then some ham, they both went out when I opened the doors again, then I got out of the ogresses way. Of course, I had to get out of her way again when I went back down to make some coffee, but at least I was not as angry as I was yesterday. It had stayed nice and quiet until about a minute ago, but now that idiot from over the back there has started hammering and grinding again… God know how long they will go on for today, and they will probably be at it tomorrow as well. Now that evil old trollop of a swamp-witch has let her yapping dogs out, today is going to be another awful day little girl. We love you TopTops, we love you so much little girl, and we miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX