William 27th September 2020

Good morning beautiful Topsy. Dopey daft me stupidly thought that it just might have been quiet yesterday, the nasty old scary wind was blowing away, it was a lot cooler than usual, and it was raining… but it did not stop someone from over the back there hammering and sawing away. I do not think that they could have made any more noise, but they did, and when they had finished, that big old dog from over the back there started barking. When that had finally stopped barking, that evil old swamp-witch let her dogs out to bark and jump at the big old fence yet again. After about an hour of that, it finally went quiet, until last evening anyway, when some squawking old tart out there in the lane decided to start wailing. I think that it was trying to sing, but I think that cats can sing better than whatever it was that that thing was trying to do. I could not help but shout out at its terrible wailing, so it stopped, and thankfully went away. It did not stay quiet for long though, as Molly started wailing to go downstairs to see my poor Mum, but I could not take her, as I would have yet again been in the ogresses snorting way. I had to take her down there though, as she would not stop wowing and wowing, and she still kept on when we got back up here. Because I was so tired, I had wanted to have an early night, but of course, I could not… I ended up getting into bed very late, and I did not have a very good night, and kept waking up. When I woke up this morning, I had overslept by about twenty minutes, and I did not want to get up, but I had too. When I got down there to the kitchen, I opened the garden doors, and Percy came running in with George. I gave them their food, then some ham, and when they had finished, Percy went out when I opened the garden doors. George did not want to go out, and bit me when I carried her to the garden doors. I had to get out of the ogresses snorting way when I went back down there to make some coffee, and just about managed to get some biscuits from the fridge… I have to wait until this evening before I can have anything to eat, and I choked on mushroom soup last evening. I can smell the ogresses great big fried breakfast being cooked, and smelling the eggs is making me feel hungry, I have been forced to,give up eggs, yet she can wallop them down. She has already been gobbling this morning, even before her huge fried breakfast, and then she will be gobbling down a huge dinner this afternoon, and much more after that… I really am getting so fed up with her. Earlier, I heard a cat fight out there in the garden, so I took a chance, and went down there to rattle the garden doors. As I came back up the hallway, I saw the ogress out of the corner of my eye, and she was hiding behind the bathroom door… it was not hard to miss, as the bathroom door was almost shut, but I could still see her behind it. No matter when I go downstairs, she will suddenly appear in the hallway, just as the old ogre used to. We do love you,Topsy, we love you,so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX