Good morning beautiful Topsy. Those morons over there at the stinking old swamp were making so much noise the day before yesterday, I almost lost my temper… but that is exactly what the cross-eyed, buck-toothed, lantern-jawed, flat-headed, black-toothed, neanderthalic, toothless lunatics were waiting for me to do. It was a terrible morning, afternoon, evening, and night, but I managed to hold my tongue. That evil old slappering swamp-witch was cackling away so much, it is a wonder that it did not dislocate its rotten odd evil fat tongue. I had wanted to go to sleep earlier, but of course, I could not with those lunatics out there... even with those waxy earoley thingies in, I could still hear them, so I just lay there reading. I had hoped to get some sleep if I fell asleep, but I did not, and kept waking up, and I was awake very, very early yesterday morning. I waited downstairs until it was around the time that I feed Percy and George, but when I opened the garden doors, just poor Percy came running in… George took ages to arrive. They hardly ate the food that I gave them, and George did not even want much turkey ham. When I let them out, I washed up quickly, and then got back up here before I got in the ogresses snorting way. When I went back down to make my poor Mum some tea, I took it I on one of the rooms for her, and there was the ogress waiting for me to get out of her way… I did not even have the chance to go back and get some biscuits, and I was starving. I waited up here until it was time go, and then left here feeling angry at the ogress, who would be shovelling down food at any moment. At least it was nice and cool as I walked to where I had to go. About halfway there, it started to get warmer, and when I came out of the shop I had to go to while I was there, it was sweltering. Of course, I had to get yet more blasted meat, even though I had a load delivered last week, and as usual, I could not buy everything that I wanted to get, as it would have been awkward to carry it all the way back here. Maybe I will be allowed to get what I want the day after tomorrow when I go into town. It was not a nice walk back here, but thankfully, the ogress had gone trundling off to work when I did get back. After I had put the shopping away, I got back up here, and just after I had sat down, that evil old trollop let its dogs out, and then that mini swamp-witching thing came along. If that was not enough, another mini swamp-witching thing came squawking along, and they made as much noise out there as they possibly could… and then the dogs joined in. They stopped around the middle of the evening, which I found hard to believe, and when I got onto the bed last night, I was hoping for a good sleep. Of course, I did not get much sleep… I have only just remembered some lunatic on a nasty old big roaring odd motorbike waking me during the night, and I had terrible trouble trying to get back off to sleep. If I could have got my hands on the idiot, I would have shoved his odd crash helmet where he could not get it back. When I woke up this morning, I had only overslept by ten minutes, and I was so tired, I turned over to go back to sleep… but I could not, as I k ew poor Percy and George would be waiting for me to feed them. At least they ate their food today, I forgot to buy some turkey ham yesterday, but I think there is enough for them until I can get some more, I just will not be able to give them so much. When they had finished, I let them out, washed up, and got back up here before I got in the ogresses snorting way. She was not waiting for me to get out of her way when I went back down there to make some tea, which was a big surprise, so I was able to get some biscuits before I got back up here. I am sure that I have just heard that fat-tongued old trollop cackling away out there in the stinking odd swamp… I wonder if we are going to have a day like the past two have been. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much too you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX