William 31st October 2018

Our brave little friend. The ogress went trundling off earlier than usual today little girl, and when I got down to the kitchen and opened the garden doors, only Percy, Jenny, and George came galloping in. I had a look around for the Burmese cat and Jack while I was over there at the bins, but there was no sign of them anywhere. I am getting worried about jack, I shall have to have a look at the last time he was here. When I got back into the kitchen, I opened four packets of food onto the big plate, added a load of biscuits, and put it down for them. I had been putting five packets of food onto the big plate, but I only realised this morning that they have got through 70 packets of cat food in two weeks, which means that there are only 50 packets left... and I cannot carry back from town what I ordered. What a daft fool I am. There has been a lot of screaming and squawking out there this evening... it could have been a couple of evil old slappering witches, but it was probably a herd of mini humans. The evil old swamp-witch was screaming and squawking outside our house around midnight, and she will probably be doing it again tonight... if only I had a couple of buckets of horse pee kicking around, then I could throw it all over her. Come to think of it, a couple of cow pats would be good as well, it might make her smell a bit better. I am very busy tomorrow little girl, I will be on here to Charlie and you, but I will not be able to feed the cats just before midday. I will probably be awake early in the morning again, so when I get down to the kitchen, I shall try to remember to feed them then. We do love you Toppy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX