Good morning beautiful Topsy. We had another terrible day thanks to that evil old trolloping swamp witches dogs darling all morning, afternoon, evening, and night. If that was not bad enough, as evening came around, the swamp things decided to come out there into the stinking odd swamping swamp to start shouting, screaming, howling, screaming, and cackling… and then they started to get drunk. They were still going on when I got onto the bed late last night, I could still hear them and the dogs barking, even though I had those waxy earoley things shoved in, and the new not so scary old fan was whirring away right next to me. I am still very tired, so I must not have had a good night… I did not want to get up this morning when I woke up, and I had overslept by half an hour, but I did, as I had to feed poor Percy and George. I gave them both the same food, two packets each, but George was first to finish, and went to gobble down poor Percy’s, who was about halfway through his food. I had to get George some turkey ham from the fridge, and when I had given her the ham, Percy was just finishing his food, so I gave him some ham as well, and George wanted that too, so I had to make sure that she did not get it. Each time that I looked away, she had slithered over there, and when Percy had finally finished, I let them both out, washed up, and got back up here out of the ogresses snorting way. I also had to get out of her way when I went back downstairs to make some coffee, and I will have to do the same again when I go back down there just before midday… then late this afternoon, evening, and tonight as well. I was hoping that we would have a nice quiet weekend little girl, but of course, that has already been spoiled, as that evil old trolloping swamp-witch has just let her dogs out to bark and jump at the fence. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX