Good morning beautiful Topsy. The day before yesterday was yet another deranged swamp thing, moronic mini swamp-witching terrible day little girl. I had to have the sound on the telly turned up to almost half way, and I could still hear the mutated, buck-toothed, lantern-jawed, black-toothed, scaly-skinned, inbred, toothless lunatics. The grunting, snorting, barking, and cackling was still going on when I got onto the bed, and that was very late. I had wanted to go to sleep earlier, but with those howling lunatics out there, it was no use… even with those waxy earoley things nailed deep into my ears, I could still hear them. I have no idea when I eventually fell asleep, but it was not long before I was awake again, so I got up. It was much to early to feed poor Percy and George, so I just took my mug and plate down there to the kitchen, and then came back up here to read for a while. It was not until I went back down there to the kitchen to feed Percy and George that I noticed the mess that the ogress had left for me to clear away. There were loads of bottles, loads of tins, loads of paper and cardboard, and the rubbish bin was jammed full. She could have taken that out there to the bins, after all, whenever I go downstairs, she is waiting for me to get out of her snorting way… but nooooo, she leaves it for dopey daft me. When I opened the garden doors, poor Percy ran in, then George, and after I had taken everything out there to the bins, I got them something to eat. I gave them both two packets of food, and when they had finished that, I gave them some turkey ham. When they had finished that, I let them out, washed up, and got back up here out of the way. I had to also get out of her way when I went back down to make my poor Mum some tea. I was glad to get out of here when I left, and it was so nice and cool as I walked down the lane. However, when I got to the end of the lane, my mind changed, as there were a herd of rotten odd stinking scary old rotten cars everywhere. It took me three times to try and cross a normally quiet peaceful road as I was going into town… each time that I tried to cross, some grinning idiot came racing around a corner much, much faster than they should. When I eventually had managed to get across the road without being knocked down, some other snarling lunatic came charging along from the other way, and I had looked three times before I crossed… he was going so fast that he had come out of nowhere. I had to go to the odd freezery place first for some fish and chicken, and after that, I had to try to get to the big shoppy place, and with all the rotten stinking scary old traffic, it took ages. Of course, I had to get blasted sausages, along with a load more stuff to be chomped down, and when I had finished in there, I had to find somewhere where I could pack the shopping so I could carry it back here properly. When I had managed to do that, the rotten odd traffic had gotten worse, so I went t to cross the rotten odd scary road at some lights, as I thought that it would be safer. I managed to cross one rotten odd scary road, but when I went to cross the next one, that rotten odd stinking sun was right in my eyes, and I could hardly see a thing. I did manage to see a rotten odd scary car stop by the lights, so I went to cross, but as I did, something pulled me back… I do not know what it was, as there was nothing there, but where I went to walk, a nasty old scary van came racing along. When I had managed to cross the rotten odd scary road, the big-nosed idiot that had stopped right by the lights was just dropping someone off. Normally, I would have had a go at the idiot, but I did not feel angry, and just staggered back here with all of that blasted shopping. When I did get back here, I just had enough time to put the shopping away, and then wanted to talk to my poor Mum. However, she told me that the ogress was waiting for me to get out of her way so that she could slap down half a loaf of toast and half a tub of butter. She had plenty of time to do that while I was out, but not her, she waited until I got back, so up here I had to get out of her snorting crunching way. Of course, I had to get out of her snorting way when I went back down there to make some tea just before midday as well. She was waiting to go out, and she went out in that big blasted coaty thing of hers, and it was terribly hot when I got back. Last night I was terribly tired, but Molly wanted to go back downstairs to do her investigating and to see my poor Mum, so down we went, and when we got back up here, I got onto the bed to read. I was so tired that I was soon in bed, and that is when Molly started wowing and howling again… I could not believe her. I overslept by half an hour this morning, and when I got down to the kitchen, I fed Percy and George, gave them some turkey ham, then let them out, washed up, and got back up here before I was in the ogresses snorting barging way again. As usual, I had to be quick when I went back down there to make some drinks, and then that evil,old swamp-witches dogs started barking. I think that we are in for another one of those awful weekends little girl. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much too you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX