Good morning beautiful Top Tops. Yesterday was the worst day so far little girl, the heat was so bad that I had to have the new not so scary old fan on almost all day and night… in a normal house, Molly and dopey daft me would have been allowed downstairs, but in this house, there would have been mutterings. On top of all that, those moronic, mutated, inbred swamp things, the evil old trolloping swamp-witch, and that deranged, dribbling, half-yeti mini swamp-witching thing were out there well before midday. The noise from them was terrible, but of course, I could not shut the big window, so I had to put up with their snorting's and grunting's until they finally stopped about an hour into yesterday evening. Even then, there were still problems, as it was getting hotter and hotter in here, and last night it was hotter than most days have been in the past few weeks. When I got on the bed last night to read, I looked at the weather, and could not believe how hot it was for nighttime. I took some tablets to make me sleep, and I did fall asleep not long after I had finished reading, but I was soon woken up, and when I looked, someone had turned on the landing lights, and they were blazing away around and under the door. It took ages for my to get back to sleep, and then I was woken again… when I woke this morning, I had overslept by about fifteen minutes, and it was already very hot, so I got up, and went to feed poor Percy and George. I gave Percy and George a good feed, and not long after, that evil old trolloping swamp-witch let her dogs out to bark and jump at the big old fence. Almost four hours they have been barking for now, and they will not stop, it must be some sort of family thing, like with them when they are drunk out there in the stinking odd swamp, and that thing that squawks all day. Dopey daft me has somehow remembered to record everything over the past couple of weeks though, they will not be able to deny that. Along with their inbred parties out there in their stinking odd swamp during the lockdown, there should be enough to get them hopefully kicked out of around here… if anyone else made as much noise as those cross-eyed, buck-toothed, lantern-jawed, three-armed, mutated, moronic lunatics do, they would have been dealt with long ago. I am sorry little girl, I have to go, as the shopping that I have ordered has just been delivered. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX