William 18th July 2020

Good morning beautiful Topsy. Yesterday was a horrible day little girl, things were okay until around midday, but just got horrible after then. It started to get hot just before midday, but I still wanted a nice mug of tea, but of course, I could not spend much time down there in the kitchen, as the ogress was waiting for me to get out of her way so that she could go trundling off out. Then when I went down in the late afternoon, she was waiting for me to get out of her way so she could go out again. She was going out to get some fish and chips to slap down with my other sister, and of course, dopey daft me was in her way as usual… it is really getting me down. After I had got back up here out of her way, I heard her yanking open one of the door, then opening her great big cakehole, arguing with my other sister, and then slamming the big scary old door as hard as she possibly could. She slammed it so hard, the spyholey thingy fell out, I found it in the middle of the hallway when I went down there last evening. The argument… oh, that was about a blasted packet of biscuits, they did not seem to care about my poor Mum, who does not need to be around loud noises and doors being slammed, just like dopey daft me, but those two still do it. If that was not bad enough, when the ogress went trundling off out to get the blasted fish and chips, those mutated, moronic swamp things came slithering out there to the smelly old stinking swamp with their great big stinking cakehole's in tow. Right there by the big old fence they got, the same place where that evil old trolloping mothering swamp-witch gets her yapping dogs to bark, and it got so bad, I had to shut the big window. It would not have been so bad had it not been so hot in here, and even though I had closed the big window, I could still hear their stinking great cakehole's, and they just got louder and louder… there was some old trollop out there that was jabbering non-stop for at least two hours. I do not know what time they finally stopped, as I had to open the big window, and put those waxy earoley things in my ears. At least I had a good nights sleep, and overslept by half an hour this morning. I just hope that today is not like it was yesterday, I have just heard the ogress slithering up the stairs, perhaps she will stay in her cave all day, but will most probably follow me downstairs just before midday… just as the old ogre used to. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX