William 12th July 2020

Good morning beautiful Topsy. Yesterday was terrible little girl, the evil old trolloping swamp-witches dogs were barking and jumping at the big old fence, someone was hammering and banging over the back there, and other big cakehole's were out there in the lane… and then in the late afternoon, it got worse. There was some loud cakeholing over there at the stinking, swamping, swampy old smelly swamp, then a herd of swamp things arrived, and it just got louder. First of all they were just jabbering and jabbering… then went on nonstop for a few hours, then they got louder, and by the time that I had finished my cheese rolls early last evening, I had to close the big window because the putrid noise that they were making was terrible. I could still hear their stinking inbred cakehole's going, and in the end, I had to put those waxy earoley things in my ears, but I could still hear something in the background. I had to open the big window again when I got onto the bed, so their big cakehole's just got louder, and they were still at it until well after midnight. I only overslept by ten minutes this morning, and I did not want to get up, but Percy and George needed to be fed, so I got up and staggered off down there to the kitchen. I gave Percy and George a good feed, and when they had finished, I got back up here out of the ogresses way… even though it was Sunday and early, it would not matter. When I went back down to make some coffee, I had to get back up here out of her way after only a few minutes… just enough time to make the coffee and then grab some biscuits from the fridge I had. The ogress was thundering down the hallway even before I had got sat down here, though I did not even see her when I took my poor Mum's coffee into one of the rooms for her. Hopefully, she will be going trundling back to work soon, four moths with her here all the time has driven me up the wall so many times. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX