Good morning beautiful Topsy. Yesterday was just like any other day of late little girl, those mutated, inbred, moronic swamp things, and the mini swamp-witching things were making as much noise as they possibly could, and it kept coming over dark as if there was going to be a storm, only for it to blow away, and get hotter and hotter. There should have been storms for the past four days, but they never arrive, but I will bet that there will be a thundering old thunderstorm tomorrow when I go into town. It means that I will not be able to come on here to Charlie and you little girl, but I have to go into town to get rolls, and try to find something else that I can eat, as I am even choking on cheese spread on an evening. At least I will not have to buy any meat, but that is only because the ogress will be waiting for me to come back, so that I can get out of her way, so that she can go trundling off out. I am going to take as long as I possibly can, I might even try to get my rotten odd hair shaved off. I have not had my odd heed shaved for four months little girl, I am sure that all this blasted hair is what is making me feel so low. Of course, keeping on getting in my little sisters and the ogresses way does not help, and neither does those blasted lunatics over there at the smelly old swamping swamp. They were still at it late last night, even though it was pitch black out there, and that stinking mini swamp-witching thing was still out there with its great big rubbery cakehole going. I had to shove those earoley things in because they were making so much noise, and it was far to hot to close the big window. I was so tired that I must have fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pillows when I finally got into bed last night… and I actually had a good night, and only woke up once during the night. I did not want to get out of bed when I woke up this morning, even though I had overslept by twenty-five minutes, but I did, as Percy and George were waiting to be fed. When I opened the garden doors, George came bounding in over Percy, and I gave them both a good feed before I had to get back up here out of the way. I do hope that we have a quiet day today little girl, I do not think that I can take much more or those blasted lunatics over there at the smelly old swamp. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX