William 1st May 2020

Good morning beautiful Topsy. When I went down to the kitchen the evening before last, I could hear a strange noise out there in the garden, and could not work out what it was, so l looked out there. I saw Percy, and thought that there was something wrong with him, and then I realised that he was eating a live pigeon… I know that I go off at them for stealing the food that I put out there for the little birds and squirrels, but I do not want that sort of thing happening to them. It really upset dopey daft me, so much, that I could not eat my soup, I did not eat that until last evening. I was dreading going out there yesterday morning, and was hoping that I would not have to, but of course, I had to. I was awake very, very early yesterday morning, much to early to feed Percy and George, but when I got down there to the kitchen, the cardboard and paper box was stuffed full, there was a load of bottles to go out there, and a big pile of tins… I could not believe it. I came back up here and waited for over an hour before I went down there to take it all out, but I cannot remember if Percy and George were out there when I opened the garden doors, all I can remember is that when I had taken everything out, I gave them a good feed. When they had finished, I washed everything up, and got out of the way, as I am in the ogress's way at that time of the morning now, never mind every other time that I can go down there to the kitchen during the day. I had to get out of the way when I went back down to make some coffee, and when I had finished that, I went into town. It was so cold yesterday morning that I had to wear my sweaty hoodie thingy, and when I got to the odd freezery place, I was able to get some more mushroom soup, which surprised me, as everything that I like is usually grabbed. I was also able to get some of the biscuits that I like too, as they are usually all grabbed as well. When I got back here, I had to go to the doctors for my poor Mum, as she is in a lot of pain with her back and her leg… of course, the ogress had to be in pain as well, just as the old ogre used to be whenever my poor Mum was in pain. When I got down there, the doctors was shut, so I headed back here angrily. Not long after I got back, I was cheered up, as we had a good old-fashioned thundering thunderstorm with lightning and everything. Then last night, some bow-legged idiot over the back there decided to let of a load of fireyworky things, the second time in a week, and at the same time. Even though I kept waking up during the night, I think that I had a good sleep, though I did wake up at the same time that I did yesterday, thought thankfully, I was able to go back to sleep. When I did get up, I had overslept by almost fifteen minutes, and I went down stairs to feed Percy and George. After I had given them a good feed, I washed up, and got back up here out of the way… and thankfully, the ogress went trundling out not long ago, which allowed me to give poor Molly's tray a good scrubbing. I do not think that she has noticed it yet, but she should do soon. Some big-mouthed odd human has just come trundling down the lane with their big cakehole going, why they have to come and stand outside our house to shout, I do not know. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much to you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX