William 25th April 2020

Good morning beautiful Topsy. The ogress was being a right coo yesterday… I wanted to give Molly's tray a good scrubbing, and was waiting for the ogress to go trundling off out, but I did not hear her slamming the big scary old door as she usually does. When I went down to see how my poor Mum was feeling, I found out that the ogress had gone slithering out almost an hour beforehand, and although my poor Mum said that I would have enough time to do Molly's tray, I knew that I would not. I was right too… just after I had got back up here, through the big scary old door the ogress came crashing, and she carried on being a total pain for the rest of the day. I was hoping to do Molly's tray this morning, but ohhhh no, I can hear the ogress clattering around in the hallway and in the kitchen, she will not be going out until I go down to the kitchen just before midday, and then she will want me out of the way before she goes out. Those mutated moronic swamp things were out there in their smelly old swamp giggling, snorting, cackling, and yee-hawring late yesterday afternoon, evening, and night. It got so hot in here, I had to have the new not so scary old fan turned on, but I was able to have the big window open just before I got into bed last night. I think that I had a goof sleep last night, I overslept by almost half an hour this morning, and when I got down to the kitchen, the ogress had left more cardboard for me to take out. Percy came running in when I opened the garden doors, then George came skidding around the corner, and I remembered to get the birdfood buckety thing while I was out there… though I forgot to put some candley birdfood thingies out there. I gave Percy and George a good feed, and when they had finished, I washed up, and got back up here out of the ogresses snorting way. When I went back down to make some coffee, I had to get out of her barging way again. I was hoping that it was going to be cool today, but my hands are all hot and sweaty already, so it looks like it is going to be another hot, swamp thingy day for us yet again. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX