William 13th April 2020

Good morning beautiful Topsy. We had yet another snorting, squawking, screeching, cackling, screaming, wailing day yesterday little girl. When I thought that they had finished, I opened the big window a bit, turned on the big scary old fan, shoved two of those waxy earoley things in my ears, and got into bed. I was so tired that I must have been asleep within minutes, but I was not asleep for long, as they started again, and this time they were even louder. I was far to tired to move, and they finally finished about two hours after midnight… when I woke this morning, I realty did not want to get out of bed, but when I looked at the time, I had overslept by ten minutes. I could hardly move, but I got up, got dressed, staggered down there to the kitchen, and saw that there were yet more tins, bottles, paper, and cardboard for odd dopey daft me to take out there to the bins. Poor Percy came running in as soon as I opened the garden doors, George almost knocked me over when she came charging in, and when I got back from taking the stuff to the bins, she was wowing and mooing very loudly. I shouted at her to shut up, but immediately said sorry, stroked her, and gave her and Percy two packets of food with a load of biscuits on top. It was so lovely and cold out there in the garden, and in my dazed way, I was hoping that it would stay like that all day. When Percy and Jenny had finished, I let them back out, washed up, and got back up here out of the ogresses snorting way… she was thundering down the hallway just after I had sat down here. There was no sign of Molly, so I called her, but she still did not come, so I rattled her packet of biscuits, and she appeared within seconds. I do not know what is up with her this morning, as I have not had a cuddle yet, perhaps this rotten hot weather and the swamp things are making her feel unwell, it certainly is me. No matter how many times we complain, they seem to be able to get away with it little girl… I do not know how they can have parties every day and night when everyone else cannot even go out of their house more than once a day. Er do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX