William 26th October 2019

Good morning beautiful Topsy. The ogress was up to her old tricks yesterday when I wanted to go down to the kitchen just before midday so that I could let Percy and Jenny in out of the rain. I had heard her big cakehole going off at my poor Mum about an hour before, and I thought that she had gone trundling off out… but of course, she had not, I had waited until I usually go down to the kitchen, and had let Molly go galloping off ahead of me. However, when I got to the bottom of the stairs, the hallway was blocked with the ogresses big arshe… there she was, wittering, muttering, moaning, and chuntering about anything that she could, and she had the hump because I had dared to come down the stairs. She had already nearly scared the life out of me yesterday morning in the dark, which I forgot to mention, and she had got the hump with me because she had made me jump. Thankfully, Molly had gone galloping into the kitchen, and the big scary old kitchen door had been closed behind her, but the ogress kept me waiting for as long as she possibly could… pretending that she did not know what the time was. When she had finally gone trundling off, I put Molly into the downstairs bathroom, and let poor Percy and Jenny in, as my poor Mum had told me that they could spend the day in the kitchen. I opened four packets of food onto the big plate, added a load of biscuits, and put the food down there by the garden doors for them, and then I had to get back up here out of the way, and I did not go back downstairs for over four hours. As I was going to go downstairs, the ogress came crashing through the big scary old door… I was later than usual, had I gone downstairs when I usually do, Molly would have got out as she came crashing through the big scary old door. I had to wait yet again for her to finish her dithering before I could go downstairs, and it was then that my poor Mum told me that Percy and Jenny were let back out just after I had got up here with Molly… I would have them up here with me if I could. I was not very happy, but there is nothing that I can do about it. There was a load of fireworks, and old trollops with big squawking cakehole's out there at the front of the house last night, I am dreading bonfire night. It was so dark when I got up this morning, I did not draw the curtains to see if Percy and Jenny were out there in the garden. I did not draw them when I went back down to make some coffee, which was just as well, as I had to get out of the ogresses way anyway. I am wondering if she will allow me down there just before midday, if today is as bad as yesterday was, I might as well stay up here, just as I had to do with the old ogre. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX