William 25th August 2019

Good morning our brave little Top Tops. After I had finished on here with you yesterday morning, I went downstairs to tell my poor Mum there was something on the telly that she might like to watch in the afternoon. My little sister interrupted me by asking why that channel should be on, probably because she wanted to play computer games on the big telly all afternoon and evening, and then the ogress came crashing through the big room door. I have only just remembered that her hand was gripping hold of the door, and that she had put all her weight behind the door, just as the old ogre used to do when he thought my poor Mum or dopey daft me was stood there. Thankfully, I was standing near my poor Mum, because if I was not, I would have been barged right through the wall, or big window, and into the front gardens, and I would not be sat here tapping this out to little you. I was so wound up that I decided to get drunk yesterday afternoon, and thankfully, the terrible noise from over there at the old swamping swampy swamp stopped… if it had carried on, I might have gone there. There was not much more noise for the rest of the day, and I had a good sleep last night, even though it was terribly hot. I have the new not so scary old fan on full, the big window was open, yet the heat woke me early this morning. It was to early for me to get up, and I was tired anyway, so pushed the duvet out the way, and I went back to sleep. When I woke again, I had overslept by twenty minutes, so I got dressed, and went down to the kitchen to feed the cats. Of course, there was more bottles and cardboard to go out there to the bins, but not as much as I was thinking about, and as I opened the garden doors, Percy and Jenny came running up the garden. George McFly came crash bang walloping out of nowhere, and tried to barge into the kitchen, and I managed to stop her, but Jenny got in there. When I had out everything into the bins, I got Percy, Jenny, and George something to eat… they all had the same, but George was first to finish, and I had to put her back out before she sucked up poor Percy and Jenny's food. When they had finished, I put them out, washed up, and got back up here to Molly before the ogress caught me. I do not know yet what she will be doing today, but she will be bound to be waiting for me to get out of her way when I go down to the kitchen just before midday, so I am glad that I was able to feed the cats this morning. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much too out beautiful brave little friend. XXXXX