William 7th August 2019

Good morning Top Tops. For some strange reason, it has not been very noisy the past few days, I have heard the swamp things snorting and grunting out there in the smelly old swampy swamp, and that mutated, moronic, mini swamp-witching thing has been waddling around squawking and wailing, but it has not been as bad as it has been. It was terrible in town yesterday, we went because we are sick and tired of hearing that big-mouthed old goat on a Monday, but after yesterday, we would rather hear him. It was nice and cool when we left, and as we got down the other end of the lane, it came over all darkā€¦ I even felt a few drops of rain, but after we came out of the big shoppy place, that rotten odd sun was beaming down as hot as it could, and it was awful. It took us an hour longer than it usually does to get back here, that is how hot it was, and as usual, we were in everyone's way. There is no way that we are getting the big shop in on a Tuesday again, not unless it is in wintertime, which would be okayish. I bought some more cat food yesterday, I do not want the cats to run out of food again, and I did give them a good feed yesterday morning. After they had eaten all the food, I gave them some turkey ham, poor Percy liked it more than Jenny, and I had to shut George McFly outside, or she would have gobbled the lot down. I will give them another good feed in the morning. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX