William 4th August 2019

Good morning brave Topsy. Thankfully, that mutated, moronic, fatherless, mini swamp-witching thing went back in yesterday morning, and there was hardly much noise for the rest of the day from them. Of course, there was the usual dogs barking, door slammings, and big cakeholing, but that was fine compared to what we would have had to put up with had those mutated lunatics started with the usual things that they get up too… perhaps there is no vodka around here. Poor Percy came galloping in yesterday, and he was so hungry that my poor Mum had to feed him… those goofy, cross-eyed idiots spend a fortune on vodka and drugs, but cannot be bothered to feed their cats. I was expecting those idiots to have started early last evening, but they did not, they did not even come out into the smelly old swampy swamp last night to make as much noise as they possibly could, perhaps something has kidnapped them again. It was terribly hot last night little girl, I got onto the bed late again, had the big window open, and the new not so scary old fan turned on full, and have no idea when I fell asleep. I was so tired last night, I think that I only woke up a couple of times, and I overslept again this morning, but as soon as I got up, I went down to the kitchen to feed the cats. When I opened the garden doors, and went out there into the garden, there were no cats anywhere, and then I felt a large thump on my legs. It was Percy, then George McFly came charging along, but there was no sign of Jenny… she did not come running, not matter how many times I called for her. I went into the kitchen with Percy and Jenny, got them something to eat, and kept looking out for Jenny, but she was not there. She only arrived when I was letting Percy and George back out, and I gave her a couple of packets of food on the big saucer with some biscuits. They seem to like the packets of duck that I gave them more than anything else that I have given them… it was with Molly's food, but she does not like duck because it is to greasy for her. If I can, I will throw some turkey ham out there for them when I go back down to the kitchen just before midday, though I will probably have to get out of the ogresses way, just as I had to early this morning. I will try to get back on here this evening little girl, but if I cannot, I will be back tomorrow morning. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX