William 28th July 2019

Good morning Top Tops. I am sorry about not being able to come on here to you yesterday little girl. I had got on here to Charlie late, and I could not get to you, and I have to keep turning the connectingy thingy on and off. There was not a sound from over there at the rotten odd stinking swamp things old place the day before yesterday, and there was none yesterday either. Not a snort, not an evil cackle, not a drunken old trollop trying to sing, and not a squawking mutated mini swamp-witching thingy to be heard. I cannot belive that it was so quiet, of course there was more noise, like fireworks being let off last night and the night before, and some hammering and grinding coming from that big old house over the back there that is never finished. However, that was nothing compared to what we have had to put up with for the past almost four months. I managed to feed Percy, Jenny, and George just before twelve yesterday, as I had overslept yesterday morning by over an hour. Dopey daft me did not think that the ogress would be waiting for me to get out of her way so that she could go trundling out, and I had gone out there into the garden without anything on my feed. After I had fed the cats, I washed my feet in the downstairs bathroom, and then went to get Molly, who was in a room with my poor Mum… and there was the ogress sitting there with her arms folded, and snorting like an old rampant bull. It was not my fault, she should go out earlier, or later, instead of waiting for dopey daft me to come down. I have to go into town tomorrow little girl, so I will not be able to come on here to Charlie and you… I want to get out of here as early as I can before it gets to hot… we had a lot of rain yesterday, and it is much, much cooler now, but that rotten odd stinking sun will not stay away for long, it will soon be back. I will try to get back on here this evening little girl, but I am having enough trouble getting on here in the morning… if I cannot get on here, I will be back the day after tomorrow. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX