William 16th July 2019

Good morning Top Tops. I am sorry about not coming on here yesterday, I had to call the doctors for the ogress, but and the waiting, the recording thingy, and not being able to get an appointment for the ogress made ma so angry… three days I have tried, and each time I am pushed out of the way. I at last managed to feed Jenny the day before yesterday, when I opened the big scary old door, Percy came galloping in first, and I could not turn him away, so I fed them both. George was howling at the garden doors, and I was going to feed her after Percy and Jenny, but my poor Mum told me that the ogress was waiting for me to get out of her way so that she could go trundling off out again to wherever it is that she goes. She had only just come crashing through the big scary old door before I went down to the kitchen, it is getting ridiculous. It was terribly hot the yesterday and the day before little girl, especially yesterday when I had to go into town for a load of shopping… I had to buy another big box of cat food, a huge bag of cat biscuits, a box of cat biscuits, and a box of cornflakes to carry as well. Of course they were not heavy, it was just difficult carrying them, especially as I was carrying one huge bag, and two awkward bags. I was trying not to squash my bag of nice soft rolls, so it was quite a struggle for me to get back home… and when I did, I had to go back out again because I could not carry anything else. Poor Percy ran to meet me when I came back from town, when I went back out, and when I came back again, but I could not feed him, as I was sure the evil old swamp-witch was watching me from her nasty old filthy scary car, so I just stroked poor Percy, and went into the house. I thought that I was going to be a nice peaceful day yesterday, but that mini swamp-witching thing started screaming and squawking an hour before evening, and then the swamp things started with their snorting, gigglngs, and madness. I got so fed up with it that I had to shove those waxy earoley thingies in my ears, so I have no idea when the idiots stopped. I only woke up a couple of times during the night, and when I woke this morning, it was far to early to get up, so I went back to sleep. When I did wake up, I had overslept by twenty minutes, and when I got down to the kitchen, there was a load of bottles, a big pile of cardboard, and a load of tins to go out there to the bins. No cats came running in when I opened the garden doors, but George came galloping along while I was at the newspaper bins… I called for Percy and Jenny, and they both appeared out of nowhere, I really do not know how you cats do it. I gave Percy, Jenny, and George a good feed, filled the big bucket with seed, and when they had finished, I washed up, and got back up here to Molly. It had been nice and quiet this morning, but then someone was yanking on the lights in the downstairs bathroom and in the kitchen… ten times in less than a minute, and what with a dog barking over the back there non-stop for about fifteen minutes, I lost it. I know that it was the ogress, she is the only one who would have a light on during a bright day. I am all wound up and angry now little girl, I managed to tap out almost four pages to Charlie, but thanks to the ogress, and that dog over the back there, I cannot think of anything else to tell you, and I am making lots of mistakes too. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX