William 9th July 2019

Good morning Top Tops. Something from the swamp came out yesterday afternoon and started bouncing a rotten odd football around the old swamp, and I hate the sound of that, so I went down to the kitchen with Molly much earlier than I usually do. We were not down there for long, I only had to chop some salad for my egg rolls, and then we got back up here out of the way. I had only just got sat down in this chair when the ogress came crashing through the big scary old door. If I had not gone down to the kitchen early, poor Molly would have been by the door. When I went back down to the kitchen for my egg rolls last evening, I could hear snorting and giggling, but that was all, and when I got back up here, I turned the telly on, and had the sound turned up loud so that I could not hear them. I had to go back downstairs for something, so I turned the sound down, and then I heard something at the smelly old swamp trying to attempt to sing. It was absolutely awful, it is a wonder all of the dogs around here did not join in with it, I am not sure, but I think that the big old dog from over the back there started barking, I was so tired that I am not sure. A few hours later that mini swamp-witching thing came out there with its great big cakehole, then it started barking, and the swamp things were shouting… I had to put those waxy earoley things in my ears. I could still hear them when I got onto the bed, but it was not as loud as it usually is. I do not know if I had a good nights sleep yet, they were still making a row around midnight, and I do not know if I woke up during the night yet, but when I woke up this morning, it was very dark. I thought that it was still early, and was going to turn over and go back to sleep… but I looked at the time, and had overslept by almost an hour and a half. I could not believe it, I was tired yesterday, but I did not know that I was that tired. I forgot to look out there into the garden when I got down to the kitchen, but I did look out there when I went back down to make some tea, but there was no sign of the cats. I will try to go out there into the garden to feed the cats when I go down to the kitchen just before midday, but either I will have to get out of my little sisters way, the ogresses way, or those swamp things will just be waking up and staggering out there into the old swamp. Some mini human thing has just opened its great big cakehole over there near that big-nosed evil old nosey gnomes odd place, it had been nice and quiet up until then, oh well. I will try to come on here this evening little girl, but if I cannot, I will be back in the morning. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX