William 7th July 2019

Good morning Top Tops. It was another terribly hot afternoon yesterday little girl, and those moronic, mutated idiots were out there in the smelly old swamp making as much noise as they possibly could. Something even started kicking a stupid odd football against the big old fence as hard as they could when I went down to the kitchen for my egg salad rolls last evening… how it knew that I was in the kitchen, I do not know, perhaps it has x-ray vision. I could not open the big window until late last night, and then I settled down on the bed for yet another awful night. Even with the new not so scary old fan turned on full, I still had an uncomfortable night, but I woke up in bed this morning. It was very dark, and I was hoping that it was very early, but it was not, I had overslept by forty minutes, so I jumped out of bed, got dressed, and went down to the kitchen. There was yet another big bagful of bottles, and a load of cardboard to go out to the bins, I really do not know where it comes from. When I had got all of that out of the way, I opened the garden doors, hoping that Percy would come whirring along, but he did not, there were not any cats out there. George suddenly came wowing along as I was at the newspaper bins, and then Jenny came galloping along, but there was still no sign of Percy. Somehow, I had managed to get a load of cobwebs stuck to my head, so I let Jenny and George in, got them some food, and went to wash my head in the downstairs bathroom. I did not take long, and when I got back in the kitchen, George had finished her food, and was snuttering around on one of the tops… I shooed her down, and let her and Jenny back out. There was still no sign of Percy, so I washed up, and got back up here out of the way. When I went back down to make some coffee, I saw that I had forgotten to take a load of tins out, so I took them out to the bin. I was hoping that Percy would be there, but he was not, just George came wowing along, and she wanted more food. She was showing me all her bottom teeth… she makes me laugh when she does that, but I had only fed her, she will probably come barging in when I look out there for Percy when I am allowed back down to the kitchen just before midday. If poor Percy is out there then, I am going to feed him, and if the ogress has waited until I go downstairs before deciding that she is going out, she will have to wait until I have fed him. I keep looking out for Jack as well, and I keep hoping that the Burmese cat will suddenly turn up. I will try to get back on here this evening little girl, but if I cannot, I will be back in the morning. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX