Good morning Top Tops. Yesterday was a horrible hot day little girl, and those greedy fat pig-eons were raiding the big bucket as much as they could, I threw a couple of spuds, and even a big onion at the even greedier, long-necked, beady-eyed one… but it still kept coming back. When I went down to the kitchen for my egg salad rolls last evening, there it was again, and had its big greedy pointy face stuffed into the bucket, so I went out there into the garden to bring the big bucket in. I had had a look at the bucket when I fed Percy and George yesterday morning, and it was almost full to the top, but when I picked the bucket up, it was almost empty. I should have just left the bucket there, as soon as I went out there into the garden, those buck-toothed mutated swamp things to come slithering out into the smelly old swamp, and started kicking their rotten odd football against the big old fence as hard as they could. They kept on playing football until well gone midnight, I have no idea at what time I fell asleep, but I only woke once, it was early, and I was so tired that I could not get out of bed, and I overslept by forty minutes. When I got down to the kitchen, I opened the curtains to see if any cats were out there, but there were not… but a mutated lunatic came out and started making as much noise as it possibly could, what it was doing awake at that time of the morning, I do not know. I managed to feed Jenny yesterday afternoon, poor Percy wanted some food as well, and I could not say no to him… those giggling, snorting, vodka guzzling, mutated idiots cannot be bothered to feed them, so someone has to. It had been quiet out there, but that lot at the big shouty slammy house ruined the peace and quiet by slamming some doors as loudly as they possibly could, and now they are banging and crashing as loudly as possible too. I am taking Molly for a check-up in the morning little girl, so I might be late coming on here… but I will be on here. We do love you Topsy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX