William 12th May 2019

Good morning Top Tops. When I got down to the kitchen just before midday yesterday, I was moving all the bottles and cardboard away from the garden doors, when my poor Mum told me that the ogress was waiting for me to get out of her way so that she could go trundling off out. I was not very happy about that, and I was not going to rush either… the ogress expects me to take all her empty bottles and her piles of paper out to the bins, and I am supposed to do that, and feed the cats in just a few minutes, well she had a very big surprise coming, and a very long wait. When I opened the garden doors, Percy, Jenny, Jack, and George came galloping in, and I had to put George straight back out, or she would have sucked all the food up, and poor Jack as well, seeing as he is only tiny. I opened four packets of food onto the big plate, one packet for Jack, added a load of biscuits, and put the food down for them. While they were eating, George was howling out there like nothing that I have ever heard before… she must be half wolf or something, maybe half donkey, half wolf, I just do not know, as her howlings sounds different each day. Percy and Jenny soon finished their food, so I let them out, George came bounding in over the top of them, and I gave her the bug saucer of food that I had got ready for her, with the food that Jack had left scraped on top. Jack was eating some breaded ham that I had got out of the fridge, and was drinking some cream as well, but he left some ham and some cream, and George chomped that down when she had finished hers. I also filled the big bucket with seed, and hung a couple of candley birdfood thingies from the tree, I did not have time to hang the coconutty birdfood thingies. I had been down there in the kitchen for about an hour, and the ogress was stomping her hooves and snorting like anything, so it was best that I got out of the way. Of course, as soon as I got back up here out of the way, those fat greedy selfish pig-eons arrived and started sucking up the seed, I do not know how that fat greedy odd things know when I have put the bucket at the tree, but if they keep it up today, I am bringing the bucket back inside. The little birds and squirrels do not get a look in before those fat ponces have cleared the bucket out, they just assume it is for them. I had a good nights sleep, and only overslept by twenty minutes this morning… there has been a beautiful blackbird singing out there in one of the big trees since just after I got up, it has only stopped for a while. Some great big hairy old cakehole's started up out there a while back, and I thought that they would have scared the beautiful blackbird away, but it stayed, even when that big old dog with the great big woofhole started. I will not be able to come on here the day after tomorrow little girl, as I am clearing everything out of here and having a good old vacuuming. I will try to get on here in the evenings, but I doubt that I will be able to. We do love you Toppy, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX