William 8th May 2019

Good morning Top Tops. I could not feed the cats yesterday little girl, but it was a good job that I did not go out there into the garden anyway, as that mini swamp-witching thing was screaming, wailing, and shouting its great big cakehole off so loudly, that it could be heard right over here. Even they must have got fed up with it, and must have locked it in a room, as it was screaming to be let out, and was kicking and kicking on a door for all it could… it was kicking so hard and loud, that the door was probably broken. God knows what it is going to be like when it is older. I did not have anything to eat yesterday until late afternoon, in case Molly used her tray, but I should have guessed what would happen when I came back up here with a nice bowl of noodles. Molly saw me eating, came ploughing across the bed, went to her saucer, so I picked her back up, and put her back on the bed. She was having none of it though, she jumped back down, and went straight over to her tray. I could not believe it, and could not help but shout… it was as if she had waited all day until I got myself something to eat, and then decided to have a big poo. I sat out there on the landing until she had finished, then I held my breath, put the tray in a big black bag, sprayed, and waited for the all clear. Thankfully I had made my noodles very hot, and by then, I did not have to blow on them before eating them… my poor Mum told me that you do the same, just as everyone is sitting down in the dining room, you would want your tray, why do you cats do that sort of thing? I shall have to ask around to see if it is just us, or other people have suffered as well, surly we cannot be the only humans that this has happened to, there must be more. I will not be able to come on here to Charlie and you tomorrow little girl, as I have to go out early tomorrow morning, and on Friday I have to move everything in here out onto the landing for a good vacuuming… as this big old room is so big, it will take nearly all day. I will try to come on in the evening, but I doubt that the connecting thingy will be working. We do love you Top Tops, we love you so much little girl, and we do miss you, we miss you so much you beautiful brave little girl. XXXXX